Lanzarote: MHT – Music Hall Tavern – Comedy Drag Dinner Show

Big laughs make this a holiday highlight. Music Hall Tavern combines live singing, sharp comedy, glittering costumes, dance routines, and a three-course dinner in one lively evening at Puerto del Carmen. I especially like the friendly cast meet-and-greet and the fact that the entire show is performed in English, so you can follow every joke and singalong.

I also like the table service throughout the performance, which means you do not need to miss a scene when you want another drink. The main caution is the room itself: some tables can feel crowded, and the venue is reached by 17 steps with no lift.

Key Points Before You Book

• A four-hour evening: The usual running time is 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, including dinner, pre-show entertainment, the main production, and a 15-minute interval.
• A full English-language show: Expect live vocals, dancing, comedy, audience interaction, costumes, projections, and familiar singalong numbers.
• Dinner is included: The standard meal includes vegetable soup, turkey roast dinner with potatoes, vegetables and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream.
• Drinks cost extra: The bar offers table service all night, but drinks are not included in the standard ticket.
• Transport is optional: Transfers cost an additional €10, with some pickup restrictions. Puerto del Carmen pickups are not available.
• Good value for show lovers: Standard entry is €44 for adults and €34 for children, with a reported overall rating of 4.6 from 422 ratings.

Arriving at Centro Comercial La Peñita

Music Hall Tavern is on the first floor of Centro Comercial La Peñita on Avenida de las Playas in Puerto del Carmen. You show your voucher at reception, then head upstairs to the show room.

The climb is short but important to know about. There are 17 steps and no lift, so this is not suitable for anyone who cannot manage stairs. If you are bringing a wheelchair, pram, or have a medical issue that could affect the evening, contact the venue before booking so the staff can discuss what is possible.

The evening is designed to begin before the curtain rises. You meet members of the cast at the entrance, and a complimentary photo is sometimes part of the welcome. That small touch helps set the tone. This is not a formal theatre where you quietly find your seat and wait for the lights to go down. The staff greet you, settle you in, and start the social side of the night straight away.

The venue has a casual dinner-show layout. You may sit with other people at your table, and a few tables can feel closely packed. That can be part of the fun if you like meeting people, but it is worth keeping in mind if you prefer plenty of personal space during dinner.

The Three-Course Dinner

The meal gives the night a practical advantage. You are not paying separately for dinner before the show, and you do not need to leave the venue to find food during a four-hour evening.

The usual adult menu begins with vegetable soup. The main course is a turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, and gravy. Dessert is Viennetta ice cream. It is familiar, filling holiday food rather than a fine-dining menu, which suits the relaxed tone of the show.

The food receives generally strong praise, though expectations matter. Some people find it very good and nicely served, while others regard it as simply acceptable. I would treat the dinner as a solid part of the package, not the main reason to buy a ticket. The show is the star.

Children can have the adult meal or choose chicken nuggets. A vegetarian option is available in the form of a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Dietary requirements can be accommodated, but you need to advise the venue in advance. The same applies if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or another special event.

Service is one of the evening’s strongest practical features. Meals are brought out quickly, and the staff work hard to keep the room moving without making you feel rushed. The food is served during the early part of the program, so dinner and entertainment overlap rather than taking up a separate, silent hour.

Pre-Show Comedy and Cast Welcome

The MHT pre-show warms up the room before the full production begins. This part is useful because it gives you time to settle in, meet your tablemates, and get used to the broad, cheeky style of humor.

The comedy is not completely tame. The material can be raunchy at times, but it is generally described as suggestive rather than vulgar. The show is promoted as family-friendly, though parents should use their own judgment because the humor includes innuendo.

The host and cast perform in English. That makes a big difference here. Comedy depends on timing and wordplay, and you will not be trying to catch translated captions or guess what just happened. If you enjoy singalong entertainment, the language also lets you join in rather than simply watch.

The cast’s strongest qualities are energy and professionalism. Live singing and dance routines are central to the production, not a small extra between comedy sketches. The performers switch between character work, musical numbers, visual jokes, and crowd interaction, keeping the pace lively.

The Main Show in Two Parts

The full production runs in two sections with a 15-minute interval. Splitting the show is sensible. Four hours of dinner, drinks, comedy, and music is a long night, and the break gives you time to stretch your legs, use the facilities, or order another drink.

The production mixes classic MHT singalong routines with newer material. The summer 2025 version adds fresh comedy, updated numbers, and new staging while keeping the familiar feel that returning audience members expect. If you have seen the show before, the new production gives you a reason to return without abandoning the routines that made it popular.

The costumes are a major part of the appeal. Expect glitter, sparkle, bold outfits, and theatrical changes rather than a plain stand-up comedy set. The drag performers also use projected visuals and LED screens in some acts. Those screens add color and help individual performances feel more like a full stage production.

The comedy is broad and accessible. You do not need specialist knowledge of drag culture or musical theatre to enjoy it. The humor comes through character, timing, costumes, songs, and good-natured silliness. Some acts lean into innuendo, so the experience suits people who enjoy a cheeky night out more than those looking for quiet, polished theatre.

The live vocals are another strong point. The cast are not simply lip-sync performers in elaborate costumes. Singing and dancing are built into the show, and the musical numbers give the evening a proper cabaret feel. The combination of live voices and comic acting helps the production avoid becoming a series of disconnected jokes.

Drinks, Table Service, and the Cost of the Night

The adult ticket costs €44, with children’s tickets priced at €34. The advertised experience price is around $50 per person, depending on currency and booking conditions. For that price, you receive the show, the pre-show entertainment, the cast welcome, and a three-course dinner.

That is good value if you would otherwise pay for a meal and evening entertainment separately. The four-hour duration also helps. This is not a short cabaret set that finishes soon after dessert. You get a full evening out, with plenty of time for music and comedy.

Drinks are not included in the standard ticket. There is a paid bar with table service throughout the show, and the selection includes a wide range of drinks. The service means you can order from your seat, but the bill can climb if you order frequently.

Some people find the drink portions a little small and would prefer larger glasses. If you plan to have several drinks, check the price of any all-inclusive upgrade when booking. Buying that package in advance may be cheaper than upgrading at the venue on the night.

The table service is a real comfort during the performance. You do not have to queue at the bar or leave during a favorite act. The tradeoff is that busy service can add movement around the tables, especially when the room is full.

Optional Transfers From Around Lanzarote

You can book the show ticket alone or add transport for €10. The pickup bus has an MHT sign in the front windscreen, and you should arrive at the pickup point 10 minutes early. Drivers wait no longer than five minutes after the scheduled pickup time.

Transport is not available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North. Since the venue itself is in Puerto del Carmen, people staying nearby will need to make their own way to Centro Comercial La Peñita. That is not a serious problem if you are already in town, but check your route and allow time to find the first-floor entrance.

The optional transfer is most useful if you are staying elsewhere on Lanzarote and want a simple way home after the late finish. The evening ends around 11:00 PM, so a prearranged ride can be worth the extra cost. Confirm the pickup location carefully, especially if your accommodation is outside the usual service area.

The venue information also notes that the show is performed in Lanzarote and Tenerife, but this review concerns the Puerto del Carmen location. If you are booking for a different island, check the exact venue and transfer details before paying.

Who Will Enjoy Music Hall Tavern Most?

I would recommend this show to you if you want a social, upbeat night that combines several forms of entertainment. It works particularly well for:

• Couples looking for something different from a bar or restaurant
• Families with older children who are comfortable with cheeky comedy
• Groups celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or holiday milestone
• People who enjoy drag, cabaret, live vocals, and audience participation
• Repeat visitors who want to see the updated summer production
• Anyone who prefers a planned evening with dinner included

The atmosphere is welcoming and informal. You are likely to laugh, sing along, and share the room’s energy rather than sit in silence. The performers and service team put real effort into making the evening feel like an event.

I would hesitate to recommend it if you dislike loud comedy, innuendo, shared tables, or theatrical audience interaction. It may also disappoint if your priority is gourmet food. The meal is useful and generally well received, but the ticket is mainly about the performance.

Practical Tips for a Better Evening

Book ahead if you want a particular date. The show is popular, and the evening combines a limited number of dinner tables with a fixed performance schedule.

Tell the venue about dietary needs before arrival. Vegetarian meals are available, and children can choose chicken nuggets instead of the adult menu, but advance notice makes service easier.

If you have mobility concerns, ask before booking. The 17 steps and absence of a lift are the biggest access issue. The staff can also prepare for prams, wheelchairs, or medical needs if you explain them ahead of time.

Arrive early enough to handle the stairs, check in, and settle at your table. A four-hour program feels much better when you are not rushing in at the last minute.

Consider your drinks budget before you go. The standard price does not include beverages, and table service makes ordering easy. If you expect to drink throughout the night, compare the advance all-inclusive option with individual purchases.

Keep the family-friendly label in context. The show is suitable for many families, but the comedy can be slightly rude and suggestive. Older children and teenagers may enjoy it more than very young children.

If you are celebrating, tell the venue. The cast and staff may be able to recognize the occasion, and the show’s warm, personal style suits special events.

Should You Book Music Hall Tavern?

Yes, if you want a funny, polished, all-in-one night out in Puerto del Carmen. The best reasons to book are the strong live performances, bright costumes, easy English-language humor, hard-working staff, and the convenience of dinner and table service in one package.

The compromises are clear: drinks cost extra, the room can feel tight, the meal is good rather than luxurious, and the stairs rule out the venue for some people. None of those issues changes the basic value for the right audience.

I would choose Music Hall Tavern for a group night, a celebration, or an evening when you want something more memorable than dinner alone. At €44 for adults, it gives you a substantial four-hour program and a meal at a fair holiday price. If you enjoy drag comedy and live entertainment, this is one of Lanzarote’s safer bets for a night full of music, sparkle, and laughter.

FAQ

How long is the Music Hall Tavern experience?

The evening lasts about four hours. The usual schedule runs from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, although you should check the available starting time when booking.

What food is included?

The standard three-course meal includes vegetable soup, turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream.

Is there a children’s meal?

Yes. Children can have the adult meal or choose a chicken nuggets meal.

Is a vegetarian meal available?

Yes. The vegetarian option is a bean-based burger served with options of potatoes and vegetables. Dietary requirements can also be accommodated if you advise the venue.

Are drinks included in the ticket?

No. Drinks are purchased separately from the paid bar. Table service is available throughout the evening.

Is the show performed in English?

Yes. The host and the full show are in English.

Is transport available?

Optional transport can be added for €10, but transfers are not available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North. If using a pickup, wait at the designated point 10 minutes early. The bus has an MHT sign in the front windscreen.

Is the venue accessible without stairs?

No. The Music Hall Tavern venue is on the first floor of Centro Comercial La Peñita, with 17 steps and no lift. Contact the venue in advance if you have accessibility needs, are bringing a wheelchair or pram, or have a medical issue the staff should know about.