Tenerife: Fun Yacht Trip with Water Activities and Toys

The sea is your playground here. Tenerife’s 20-meter Fun Yacht combines a coastal cruise with a proper swim stop, a boat-mounted waterslide, snorkeling, kayaking, paddleboarding, and a water bike. I like the small-group feel and the generous food and drinks, which make the $81 price easier to justify. The main tradeoff is that the trip spends much of its time at one swim stop, so it is more about playing at sea than seeing lots of Tenerife’s coastline.

I also like how the crew shapes the mood. Hosts including Alejandro, Alex, Paolo, Pablo, Andreas, and Andre are repeatedly praised for being friendly, attentive, and willing to help with photographs, proposals, nervous swimmers, and family groups. Sea conditions can still matter, though: one person had to leave early because of seasickness, and another wished for more cruising time.

What makes this yacht trip different

• A waterslide on a yacht: The slide is the signature feature and a major hit with children, teenagers, and adults.
• Several water toys at one swim stop: You can switch between a kayak, paddleboard, water bike, snorkeling gear, and other inflatable equipment.
• A small-group atmosphere: The yacht is described as carrying around 10 passengers, though group size can vary.
• Lunch and drinks included: Expect snacks, a filling meal, beer, wine, cava, and other drinks during the outing.
• Wildlife sightings are possible: Dolphins, turtles, flying fish, and other marine life have been seen, but sightings are not guaranteed.
• Useful for mixed-age groups: Families, birthday groups, hen parties, and adults wanting a relaxed boat day can all fit comfortably into the format.

From Puerto Colón to Tenerife’s open coast

You meet at Gate, or Pantalan, Number 13 at Puerto Colón in Costa Adeje. The departure point is practical for anyone staying around Costa Adeje, and the crew provides a safety briefing before the yacht gets properly underway.

The first hour is a gentle boat ride along the coast. You get views from the water that are hard to match from a road or beach, and the yacht gives you room to enjoy the ride rather than feeling like you are packed onto a standard excursion boat. The pace is part of the appeal. This is not a race from one sight to another.

The coast near Costa Adeje and Los Cristianos is known for warm weather, clear sea conditions on good days, and dramatic coastal scenery. From the boat, you can watch the shoreline shift as the yacht heads toward the Cueva de Palm Mar area. The cave and nearby coast provide the most scenic part of the outward cruise, with time for photographs and wildlife watching.

Several people have seen dolphins, including pods close to the boat. Flying fish and turtles have also been spotted, and one family even reported seeing a hammerhead shark. Keep expectations sensible: the wildlife is a bonus, not the main product. You are booking a yacht day with water activities, not a guaranteed marine-life tour.

Bring a camera, but protect it from spray. You will also want sunscreen, a towel, and a hat. The sun can feel strong on the open water, even when the temperature around the marina seems mild.

The Cueva de Palm Mar viewpoint

The route passes by the Cueva de Palm Mar, giving you a scenic pause and a chance to look back at Tenerife from offshore. The exact balance between cruising and stopping may vary with sea conditions and the group, but the point is to enjoy the coast rather than walk through a formal attraction.

I would treat this section as a relaxed sightseeing hour. It works well for people who want a little scenery before the louder part of the day begins. You can sit with a drink, take pictures, and watch for dolphins without having to manage equipment.

The drawback is simple: if your priority is seeing a large stretch of Tenerife’s coast, you may find the route limited. One person felt the yacht remained in the same area too long and wanted more island views. That is fair criticism. The experience is built around a long swim and activity stop, so the cruise is not the whole show.

Las Vistas and the main swim stop

The yacht anchors near Las Vistas Beach in Los Cristianos for about an hour and a half. This is where the trip earns its name. Once the boat is settled, you can choose how active you want to be.

The main options include:

• Snorkeling
• Kayaking
• Paddleboarding
• Water biking
• The yacht waterslide
• Other floating water toys and equipment

You do not need to commit to one activity. You can try the paddleboard, return to the yacht, take the slide, then use the kayak or water bike. That freedom is valuable because different people in the same group can enjoy the stop in different ways.

The water bike gets special praise and is worth trying if you have never used one. It offers a playful way to move across the water without the balance challenge of a paddleboard. The kayak and paddleboard suit anyone who wants a slower, more self-directed activity, while snorkeling gives you a chance to look for fish and turtles around the boat.

The slide is the main crowd-pleaser. Teenagers and children tend to make immediate use of it, but adults regularly join in too. It turns a normal swim stop into something more memorable. You are not simply climbing down a ladder into the sea, you are launching yourself from the yacht.

Safety support is another strong part of the experience. The crew supplies life jackets when needed and helps people get comfortable with the water. One nervous swimmer was given reassurance and flotation support, making it possible to enjoy the sea for the first time. That kind of personal help matters more than another piece of equipment.

There is one practical limit: there is generally one of each main toy. If several people want the same kayak or water bike at once, you may need to wait. The smaller group size reduces the problem, but it does not remove it completely.

Lunch, snacks, and drinks on board

Food is included, and the meal is more substantial than the light snack often served on short cruises. Details vary in the reports, but the menu has included chicken, pasta, rice, potatoes, vegetables, and salad. It is described as freshly prepared, filling, and suitable for a proper midday meal.

Snacks can include crisps, olives, nuts, and similar nibbles served while the yacht is cruising. Drinks include water, beer, wine, cava, and other beverages. The crew regularly checks if you need another drink, which adds to the relaxed feel.

For $81, the catering changes the value calculation. If you paid separately for a yacht cruise, water activities, lunch, and drinks, the total could climb quickly. You are also paying for use of the equipment and the small-group service, not just a seat on a boat.

Still, do not book this mainly for a gourmet meal. It is good, plentiful boat food, not a fine-dining experience. One person suggested fruit after the main course, which gives you a sense of the meal’s limits. If you have strict dietary needs, the supplied information does not confirm what alternatives are available, so ask before booking.

The crew makes the difference

The crew receives the strongest praise across the feedback. Alejandro is singled out for being an excellent host, while Alex, Paolo, Pablo, Andreas, and Andre are also praised for warmth and care. The names vary because different crew members operate the trips, but the pattern is clear: service is central to the experience.

The crew does more than steer the boat and hand out drinks. They take pictures and videos, explain the activities, help with life jackets, reassure hesitant swimmers, and keep an eye on the group. They have also helped with special occasions, including a marriage proposal and a 50th birthday.

That personal attention is easier to provide when the yacht is not full. Some groups of six found themselves sharing the yacht with only a few other people. Others had around 10 passengers. The stated capacity appears to be roughly 10, but you should not assume every departure will feel private.

One useful tip comes from a larger group: front seats in the sun can become crowded when the yacht is nearly full. If you care about a specific seating spot, be prepared to share space or move around. The yacht has an attractive, comfortable feel, but it is still a working boat with limited seating at the most popular area.

Who will enjoy this 3.5-hour outing?

This trip suits families particularly well. Children can use the slide and water toys, adults can relax with lunch and drinks, and the crew is used to helping people with different comfort levels in the sea. Families with teenagers may find the mix especially successful because the activities offer more action than a standard sightseeing cruise.

It also fits birthday groups, hen parties, and small celebrations. The crew has experience helping groups mark special occasions, and the included food and drinks make the outing feel complete without planning a separate lunch.

Couples and adults without children can enjoy it too. You can ignore the slide, take a kayak, snorkel, or simply sit with a glass of cava and watch the coast. The mood can be lively when people use the toys, but it can also be calm during the cruise.

I would be more cautious if you are prone to seasickness. One person had to leave early, and another group included people who felt unwell after a night out. The crew was helpful, but no boat trip can remove the movement of the sea. Eat sensibly before departure, use any seasickness strategy that already works for you, and choose a calmer day if your schedule allows.

This is also not the right choice if you want a long coastal sightseeing route, a quiet luxury cruise with no splashing, or a serious snorkeling expedition. The focus is a sociable boat day with toys, swimming, food, and drinks.

Accessibility and practical planning

The activity is listed as wheelchair accessible, which is important for some visitors, but the supplied information does not explain the exact boarding arrangements or how each water activity can be adapted. If you use a wheelchair, contact the operator before booking to confirm the details for your needs.

The meeting point is Tenerife Boats at Puerto Colón, Gate Number 13. Check the available start times when reserving, since the outing lasts 3.5 hours and the schedule can vary.

Free cancellation is available up to 24 hours before departure for a full refund. You can also reserve now and pay later, which helps if your Tenerife plans are still shifting.

Languages offered by the host or greeter are English, French, Italian, and Spanish. Bring your own towel, sunscreen, hat, and camera. The yacht provides the food, drinks, and water equipment, so you do not need to arrange those separately.

Is $81 a fair price?

At $81 per person, this is not the cheapest way to get onto the water in Tenerife. It is also not a basic ferry-style cruise. The price includes the 20-meter yacht, professional crew, food, drinks, and access to a wide mix of water equipment.

The strongest value comes when you use several parts of the package. If you swim, try the slide, use the kayak or water bike, eat lunch, and enjoy the drinks, the cost feels reasonable. It is particularly good value for families and groups who would otherwise pay separately for activities and meals.

The value is weaker if you only want to sit on deck and look at the coast. You may still enjoy the scenery, but you would be paying for equipment you do not use. Likewise, do not assume dolphin sightings will make the price worthwhile. Marine life appears often enough to add excitement, but it cannot be promised.

The 4.8 rating from 125 reviews matches the main strengths: excellent crew service, tasty and filling food, plenty of drinks, and unusually good water play. The few reservations are useful too. Seating can feel tight when the yacht is full, the route may not show enough of the island for some people, and seasickness remains a real possibility.

Should you book the Fun Yacht?

I would book this if you want an active, social half-day on the water with a strong service element. The waterslide gives it an edge over ordinary Tenerife boat trips, and the combination of lunch, drinks, snorkeling, kayaks, paddleboards, and the water bike makes the $81 fee fair.

Book with realistic expectations. You may see dolphins or turtles, but you may not. The main sightseeing route is fairly focused, and the swim stop is the heart of the outing. If you want more coastline, ask about the day’s planned cruising time before you commit.

For families, birthday groups, teenagers, and anyone who likes a little luxury with a lot of play, this is an easy recommendation. If you suffer badly from seasickness or prefer a quiet, scenic cruise, choose something with less time at anchor and fewer activities.

FAQ

Where does the yacht trip depart from?

The meeting point is Tenerife Boats at Gate, or Pantalan, Number 13 at Puerto Colón in Costa Adeje.

How long does the experience last?

The yacht trip lasts 3.5 hours. Check the available start times when booking.

What water activities are included?

You can choose from snorkeling, a water bike, kayaking, paddleboarding, the yacht waterslide, and other water toys provided on board.

Is food and drink included?

Yes. The package includes food and drinks. The meal can include chicken, pasta, rice, potatoes, vegetables, and salad, while snacks and drinks such as beer, wine, cava, and water are available during the trip.

What languages are available?

The host or greeter can provide service in English, French, Italian, and Spanish.

Can I cancel the booking?

You can cancel up to 24 hours in advance for a full refund. A reserve-now-and-pay-later option is also available.